So if the boys had mobile phones, they don’t, they’re only 5! Wait, does that make me a bad Mum? The way things are going future mums will be getting WhatsApp’s from their uterus!
I digress.
If the boys had mobile phones, my ringtone for them would be David Guetta “Bed”.
For those of you not in the know, it goes a little something like this,
“I’ve got a bed but I’d rather be in yours tonight”
I woke up the other morning sardined between the two of them on the guest bed in their room! I want to complain, but actually it was rather nice. Especially watching the under the sea theme projection going round the room that Grandad gave them.
I woke up there again this morning with Ollie at 04:34. Keeping him in bed for those extra two hours were like trying to hold an avalanche of happy Christmas tidings back!
The boys have really surprised me a few times this week.
We went for a breakfast with Santa and our old childcatcher Karen. Ollie was well up for it, but things didn’t bode well when I found Harry hiding under a bar stool. He was reluctant to say the least.
On the ride home he told me that he didn’t want to see Santa because he thought he was supposed to be a secret. The conversation went like so,
Me “ if Santa is supposed to be a secret then he is the worst kept secret in the history of time, everybody knows about him!”
Harry “ what even in far away places like, like, like Scotland?”
Me “ yes Harry”
Harry “ what even in places that have a dessert?”
Me “ yes Harry”
Ollie “ what about animals? Do they know about Santa?”
Me “ yes Ollie”
Harry “ what about bugs?”
Me “ yes Harry”
Ollie “ but how do they know if they don’t talk and can’t write to send letters?”
Me “ this is going to be a very long drive home!”
We were watching love monster later and he was playing the air guitar.
Ollie “ look Mum, he’s playing um, um, oh ….”
Me “ the guitar?”
Ollie “ Dangerzone”
Ollie had skipped way past the instrument and on to the actual song and decided upon Highway to the Dangerzone from Top Gun, good choice!
I know there have been other things, but I think my brain has been fogged up with cheese! If it wasn’t the cheese then it might have been the port that went with it. Last night! Not this morning! It’s only 10:09 so I’m on the Baileys coffee! What? It’s Christmas!!
So, on that note. Happy Christmas you lovely lot x x x
A cheeky little Twinkle update xxx 