TikTok xxx

I’m sorry I’ve been a bit quiet recently campers, the darkness had got me feeling a bit low.

To be clear, the darkness as in lack of sunshine and vitamin D not the whimsical band, The Darkness, whom I do not find offensive at all.

Also a possibility I’ve been hit in the face by hormones and the dreaded M! (Menopause) I just don’t fancy HRT, it was a long time ago but it sent my Mum a little loopy so I prefer the natural route.

Truth be told, I only invested in my first pack of Menopace Plus to shut my bestie up. She’d dared to suggest I might be menopausal after I’d just finished a long rant about something insignificant. I even took a picture of the box and sent it to her with a caption saying “happy?!”

I’d only been taking it about 3 days when I started to feel “normal” and “like me” again. Ah the relief, bless her, she hasn’t even done the I told you so dance, well not to my face anyway x

I’m also feeling a bit commatastic too, so if all these commas aren’t grammatically correct, then just know they are bringing me happiness! It’s the small things.

So, how about a little quiz to cheer us all up?

I’ll give you an Ollie statement and you can guess what the heck he is talking about.

Are you ready?

Go!

“Mum can I get that thing that makes you cry out diamonds? I want it so I can give all my friends diamonds”

I’ll give you a clue.

We’d been watching TikTok.

You’re right, you’re never going to get it!

Contact lenses!

It was a video on how to effectively and quickly extract your contact lenses. Thumb and forefinger opening the eye, look towards the nose, blink and they pop out!

Little Ollie thought it was an advert selling gizmos that make you blink out diamonds x 7 soon and still cute.

He also informed me this morning that he’d had an allergic reaction. I’d had to ask him and Harry to calm down last night because quite frankly they were both being a bit silly and a lot annoying.

Harry had to sit on the naughty step for 7 minutes because he’d wiped his very wet, soapy hands on Ollies face and hair. I told him to take time to think about the consequences of his actions and that Ollie could have had an allergic reaction as the soap was meant for hands not for faces.

Ollie had digested this information and decided this morning that he had only been naughty and running around as an allergic reaction to the soap.

The other day Harry pushed me so far that I had to sit down, clench my fists and have a controlled scream.

Please don’t worry for him. He told me he exited the room laughing his head off.

I wouldn’t have either of them any other way. I’d much rather they explore their boundaries at home.

I adore them, I am so incredibly proud of them and they drive me insane! I nearly wrote but they drive me insane, but it’s not a but, it’s an and! This makes perfect sense to me, hope it does to you too.

How wonderful to have a Saturday I’m not working or busy. My first wash must nearly be done, I’ve already removed the sharpie stains from the boys table and I still have 30 minutes left in the bath (a deal I made with the Twinkles for YouTube time).

Life is sweet! Love and hugs, kisses and wishes xxx