Calamity Jane xxx

So I needed a wee. I’d needed one for a while, but it had been a busy old day learning in my new role.

I had a few bits and bobs to tidy up before I needed to leave and then realised I should have already gone, cripes!

I packed myself up like a school child with P.E and Reading on the same day, even contemplated hanging a bag around my neck as my arms were full, but decided that was a step too far and tried to rush out the door.

Shaza, one of the friendly security guards had to sort of give me a push as I got myself wedged and for some unknown reason I told her I needed a wee.

Bags in car, off I drove, sensibly, more haste less speed, got there in time, parked up and walked up the hill to the school. Luckily I didn’t bump into anyone I knew so didn’t have to try and hold a conversation whilst pretending I wasn’t devastatingly out of breath from the climb!

Wandered up to some of my Mum pose waiting for our cool kids and told them not to give me a hug as I might wet myself and trickle on their foot. Not the best conversation starter.

There’s always a bit of calm before the children are let out and then it’s all go! Bags are thrust at me, snacks demanded, goodbyes are shouted then everyone’s running down that massive hill continuing to shout good byes, then in the car, manoeuvre around crazy drivers, everyone’s in a rush, boys are arguing and then we’re home.

On this day the plumber was stood there waiting to come in.

Get the plumber through the door whilst carrying all their bags. Try and hold a conversation with the plumber over the dogs barking and trying to tell the twins not to let the dogs out.

The plumber doesn’t drink hot drinks on hot days.

Let the dogs out the back, (predictive text changed back to bag that would have started a commotion!) set the boys up with the TV and more Scooby snacks.

Take a cold glass of water up to the plumber, come back down the stairs only to trip on one of Ollies shoes which he has left there and literally fall kersplat on my front, completely on my front laying down in the hall way with the plumber upstairs!

Bless little Harry who heard the kerfuffle and came out to ask if I was okay.

I lifted my head up off the floor to tell him I just really needed a wee.

It was quite heart warming the amount of people who asked after my bladder the next day x