Willies xxx

So the twins have now arrived at the heady age of five and a half and have discovered willies. They know they have them, they are starting to understand that girls don’t have them although I overheard them discussing the other day the girls in their class they thought might have willies.

It’s all still completely innocent and child like, but a thing of wonderment to them.

I was trying to teach them to dry themselves properly and I don’t know why, but I told them if they didn’t dry the bit between their willy and their bottom, they might start growing mushrooms down there. They can pick this up with a shrink at a later date.

Well it started a whole conversation and I told them that Grandad likes to use a hairdryer to dry himself, very practical, apart from the increasing fuel prices.

So Grandad was over on Wednesday as per usual. We’d had a lovely evening of watching Riverdance and eating left over Easter chocolate (there is a lot! Think we’ll be making chocolate nests at the weekend!). The boys had their bath and been read to and went down stairs to give Grandad a kiss and cuddle goodnight and boy did they come back giggling!

Ollie couldn’t speak from laughing so hard and was clutching at his sides so I had this conversation with Harry,

“ Mum, Ollie asked Grandad if he drys his willy with a hairdryer and he said yes” guffaws of laughter.

Me “ right?”

Harry after some thought “ does he use your hairdryer to dry his willy?”

Me “ no, he has his own”

Trying to change the subject before poor Ollie exploded “ Grandad actually used to make hairdryers, he had a whole business doing exactly that.”

Harry in amazement “ Grandad had a business to make hairdryers so he could dry his willy???!!!!!”

Well we all started laughing then! Grandad didn’t need the baby monitor to hear us two floors down!

As Lee was leaving for work yesterday morning I was stood in the hallway just thinking how incredibly handsome he is. The sun was streaming in through the windows and the boys has gathered to give him a goodbye cuddle, they were all telling each other how much they loved each other, it was like something off The Waltons!

Ollie ran in to the lounge to wave Lee off from the window and Harry, who was fiddling with something in his hand, sauntered in behind him and casually called over his shoulder

“Bye Dad, love you, Mum loves your willy!”

WHAT?

Lee and I just looked at each other, a bit lost for words and unsure how to react to the situation.

Me “ well it is rather nice”

With that Lee shrugged, smiled and left for work.

It’s always good to know you’re appreciated!

Love and hugs, kisses and wishes xxx