Blinking fox got at the bins again, coleslaw carnage all over our drive way. Lee offered to clear it up, but I knew it was a result of me not Tetris stacking the recycling like he does and cleared up my own mess.
It was so gross and I actually felt quite bad for breaking up the snail and slug tea party, they were having a whale of a time. One little snail actually looked woeful when I peeled him off the lettuce leaf I was about to throw in the compost bag. Trust me buddy, you didn’t want to be in there
I was amazed at the speed of one of the big blighters and wondered if he’d happened across my strength 6 Java lava coffee granules.
I started writing this Saturday, must have got waylaid! It’s like when you’re in the middle of a text conversation with someone and it ends abruptly and you think, ay’up where’d they go? Imagine if that happened in real life, you were there chatting face to face with someone all hunkydory and they just upped and left. Or they ghosted you to your face, that would just be odd and slightly rude.
Talking of rude, Lee was taking the stepmonsters home (remember, I’m not being mean, we’re the stepmonster gang) and I was finding Peppa Pig on the telebox for Ollie. Harry was supposed to be in the bath upstairs when I noticed his naked, gangly self streaking past the lounge door. I went upstairs to start Soul Train with Harry. Soul Train is 10 minutes 1 on 1 time each adult has with each child where they get our undivided attention and we get down and silly in the child ego state, yes I learned about it in my positive parenting class and it’s working wonders for their confidence and feeling of belonging and it’s fun. I didn’t realise how much time I wasted being a parent and not just enjoying my children.
As I was saying. I went upstairs to see Harry and he was laughing his head off. Turns out he’d left the bathroom which has a toilet in it, to run downstairs naked and wee in the garden. Why? Because he could! Well it didn’t do anyone any harm, but I explained to him why he shouldn’t. I couldn’t remonstrate him having tested a Shewee in the courtyard of our old house, whilst tipsy with Kayleigh. I did have my clothes on though.
It was a night for it because as Ollie got out the bath later he started to have a wee in the loo and then turned round and did a little drop in the bath where it was emptying out. Don’t worry, I cleared it up.
Well that’s enough about wee! I should probably get this Monday morning party started! I need to weigh in! Have started a mini diet group at work called the Skinny Dippers! Back on the loosing weight train! I should be my target weight at least by the time I’m 97! Only joking x 1lb a week, slow but steady, healthy and sustainable!
Love and hugs, kisses and wishes xxx
A cheeky little Twinkle update xxx 